When I asked my son if he had goals for when he grows up (what he wants to be when he grows up), he replied "NO! I am going to get married so that I can kiss my wife anytime I want"…..wow, apparently having a wife is not a goal….it is just a given? Cavemen people, I am apparently raising Cavemen!
There are times when life is bliss….the snow is falling….the house is clean (well, as clean as it can be with men of all sizes)….and there is a smell in the air, one that smells of something….(sniff, sniff)…..wait, what the heck is that smell?……now there are giggles…..ahh, but of course, the boys are having a "fart contest"…..why didn’t I think of that in the first place?
I am feeling a little cheated out of a potential childhood favorite… why, mom, did you never make us orange Jell-O? huh, huh, huh? Had to go all the way to Hawaii to taste it and now I find out you grew up with it! WTF! I will be sure not to deprive my boys of this yummy treat!
Too funny, our Christmas Tree came with a spider and my 3 year old Baby Kid points it out and my 7 year old little Man says "Oh, shit, a spider!"……I guess I will let this one pass.
Boys have come up with a new "nickname" for each other…."stink wiener"…..hum, where the heck do these kids come up with this stuff? so now my 3 year old and 7 year old call each other this name.
“So live that you wouldn’t be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.” Will Rogers
